I'll make it in the 'in thing' since 1980's and will attempt some subtle and not so subtle humour at it...here goes :
**DISCLAIMER** this goes with both genders and includes quips on others and self !!
10. Cheating with someone else...bottom of list not because of lack of frequency but because it is the cheapest kind, have balls (or in the feminine case, guts) to end things first and not cheat!!
9. " My parents will not agree, they are orthodox, caste is a huge issue". Two things the problem with that....1.you are 20-25 and now you realise your parents are orthodox and have caste issues?! 2. Now you discuss caste?!! Different caste so different perception of the person now?!
8. " I'm sorry, I thought we were in love, but turns out it was an infatuation"
7. " You are too young for me"...uhhm...hasn't the age increased since the 'relationship' started?!!(quip from Sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S.!)
6. " We in a relationship?!! I thought we were just friends!!!" Yeah : every friend goes out for walks at 3 AM holding hands!!
5. "It's just not working...I don't know why!" No comments on this..!
4. " I rushed into this, I was getting over someone, sorry i used you" oh yeah, the sorry is so useful!!
3. " I love you but he/she is richer, and is making more money!" Ok, life is NOT A MOVIE!!!!!
2. My personal favourite : "Astrologer thinks we shouldn't do this". Yes, Astrologers are the ultimate deciders of compatibilities, too bad Paul the Octopus died...second opinion would have been nice! With no due respect, this is a dig at all professional astrologers!!
And the hilarious one :
1. "You're not the same gender as me?!! DARN IT!! I forgot to tell you I like my own gender :sorry!!!" Yes the most arduous deed in life is to determine gender!!!
**DISCLAIMER** this goes with both genders and includes quips on others and self !!
10. Cheating with someone else...bottom of list not because of lack of frequency but because it is the cheapest kind, have balls (or in the feminine case, guts) to end things first and not cheat!!
9. " My parents will not agree, they are orthodox, caste is a huge issue". Two things the problem with that....1.you are 20-25 and now you realise your parents are orthodox and have caste issues?! 2. Now you discuss caste?!! Different caste so different perception of the person now?!
8. " I'm sorry, I thought we were in love, but turns out it was an infatuation"
7. " You are too young for me"...uhhm...hasn't the age increased since the 'relationship' started?!!(quip from Sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S.!)
6. " We in a relationship?!! I thought we were just friends!!!" Yeah : every friend goes out for walks at 3 AM holding hands!!
5. "It's just not working...I don't know why!" No comments on this..!
4. " I rushed into this, I was getting over someone, sorry i used you" oh yeah, the sorry is so useful!!
3. " I love you but he/she is richer, and is making more money!" Ok, life is NOT A MOVIE!!!!!
And the hilarious one :
1. "You're not the same gender as me?!! DARN IT!! I forgot to tell you I like my own gender :sorry!!!" Yes the most arduous deed in life is to determine gender!!!
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